Donald misses his T.
Cleaning up the excrement on your pets seems reasonable. Presumably "pets persuant" means you have to chase them first. It's sound policy and fun for the animals.
...and a drum set? I love this empty threat to careless parents.
Personally, I hate having to wait in line behind a dog or iguana.
In Kensington Market, I was struck by the contrast between the desperate sound of the words and the cheerful message in red lettering.
We lugged our skates and hockey sticks all the way to Toronto Island, and now they won't let us onto the ice!